Grew in the back of a dorm fridge. Still cooking.
Nobody planted Spoot. He showed up behind a takeout box on the top shelf of a dorm fridge, already wearing the shirt.
He doesn't know what a chart is. When the price goes down, he says he's fermenting. When it goes up, he says he's cooking. He's always doing one or the other, so he never sells.
His one fear is someone opening the fridge and saying "what is that."